This pen is worshipped in a shrine and gets a live(not streaming you imbecile) blood sacrifice every month.
You can hear it whisper to you in the night about what it wants next… and it’s your wallet
I Sold all of my internal organs and donated 60% of my skin but this pen was worth every penny. I can now write in the most fashionable fashion possible. If Elon Musk saw my swag with this pen he would make me CEO of spacex. Also, i'm flat broke and homeless rn. Still worth it!!!
pen killed me
Most amazing thing I own! I sold my car for this pen and I would do that again and again and again. I’ve never had anything write so smooth and elegantly. This is what I imagine heaven would be like! It has made my whole Existence have meaning. This it the shit!
Found mine in the tomb ancient of an ancient Dormir king and it is the best pen for writing down all my staff meeting notes.
I get so many compliments from coworkers, but I’m not sure if it’s because they like it or have learned through forgetting to compliment it that, in addition to being the best pen ever, it doubles as a lightsaber kyber crystal and triples as a soul stone. . . After I obtained Mary and John’s souls I swore to stop, but had an accident with Earl after he used it to stir his coffee, and now I’m the president and CEO of the company and we’re slashing prices and slaying the competition.